It wasn't until now that I decided to read the back of the container, while waiting for the kids that I nanny to awaken. The description started off normal enough, with only a slightly dramatic flair:
"Purity. All natural goodness. Sustainability."
Okay, All Natural Promised Land, I'm listening.
I continued reading the next portion:
"We do things a little differently here at Promised Land Dairy. First of all, we start with all Jersey cows. These Jersey cows, with a sassy swish of the tail and a wink of a long-lashed eye.."
I'M SORRY, WHAT? Did Promised Land Dairy just sexualize their cows?!
So naturally, I think of this:
And this:
Promised Land Dairy Farmer: "Oh Bessie Cow, love, can you spare a drop of milk for me?"
Sassy Bessie Cow: "You'll have to can-can it out of me, daaarlin" *batts eyes*
If it wasn't bizarre enough, the container ends with:
"He brought us to this place and gave us this land, a land flowing with milk and honey. Deuteronomy 26:9"
????????????
Cows be with you,
Jordan
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